Eight Inches of Nonsense

I guess embarassment of riches, with an emphasis on the embarassment, is one way to discuss JimmyJeff GuckertGannon. And since AmericaBlog has not gotten to it yet as far as I can see, I might as well put up this little nugget about everyone's favorite gay prostitute/born again/white house/faux marine.

More Gannon fodder

Alleged gay escort Jeff Gannon (né James Dale Guckert) has been taken a lot of heat passing himself off as a White House reporter. But there has been an upside.

Gannon says that some of his harshest critics - "radical gay activists" - have actually come on to him.

His detractors shed their convictions "like a sweater on a hot day," Gannon says in the new issue of Vanity Fair.

The born-again Gannon refused to talk about his sexuality with reporters David Margolick and Richard Gooding but says, "Did I know sin before I knew salvation? You bet! But my life was heading in the right direction. What's interesting about this is now I'm being punished for things I left behind."

Gannon also hints at doing secret work for which he needed White House security clearance, although he refuses to elaborate: "My history isn't exactly linear."

Secret work?

Yes, not at all a security risk is our JimmyJeff.