File Under: You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding

Our beloved President is off to Russia to smooch with his soulmate Vlad. Ever the contrarian, and just so everyone would know that it will just be heavy-petting in public and not the occasional rim job we're used to seeing out of Fearless George, Bush decided to chide his good friend.

And what a beauty this tantrum was. Digging deep from his eighth grade social studies textbook, Bush waxed philosophical about democracy:

In his speech on Saturday, Mr. Bush seemed certain to irritate Mr. Putin further when he warned him as he had in February about retreating on democracy. "All free and successful countries have some common characteristics - freedom of worship, freedom of the press, economic liberty, the rule of law and the limitation of power through checks and balances," Mr. Bush said.

Let's get the discussion rolling. Where shall we start?