I Believe that the Message we are supposed to take from...

Laura Bush being "the funny" at the correspondents dinner this weekend must mean...

That it is okay for our freedoms to be taken away; for us to invade other nations; to kill all sorts of them "foreigner" types, because after all...

The guy's wife is funny.

I feel much better now.

I understand that Ellen Degeneres is available. Maybe if I can be her beard, I can go on a wacky crime spree without fear of arrest?