Thursday, May 12, 2005

Sports News

The wonders of technological innovation. No wonder we cannot put a man on the moon again, we have more important things to develop:

The NFL was considering whether to penalize Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith after it was revealed he was caught at the Twin Cities airport with an elaborate contraption designed to beat drug tests.

A search of a bag Smith was carrying April 21 turned up several vials of dried urine and a device called "The Original Whizzinator," which includes a fake penis, bladder and athletic supporter.


I don't have much more to add, but I do so love typing "The Original Whizzinator".

Update:

BEHOLD...the Original Whizzinator . Not even close to being appropriate for work unless you are in the Faux Urine Elimination business.

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