Rising Hegemon
Konstantin Chernenko looked more lively!
Perhaps that Chernenko reference was too obscure for some of our younger snarkerers, so let me say, Cheney looks less lively than Rehnquist:
Remember when Reagan made jokes about how old the 1980s Soviet Politburo was?
Of course, the Soviets never had a Mehlman or a Scottie -- if they did, they never would have made it past 1917!
Okay, back to the captions:
Although Dick did bring Algernon some flowers.
Dick brings more flowers! Suddenly he's Louis the Lilac. Oh, maybe, they are propping Cheney up and bringing with him, the funerial bouquets?
"Hmmm, if I sneak off to the left, I could piss on the bushes like Karl. Ha ha ha, piss on the Bushes. Oh, Oh, Dick made poopie."
Meanwhile in Kul-ee-forn-ya
"Und zen, I held her firm ass in mah hands und it was lov-a-ly, like a long toke on an Austrian Alp."
And finally, the GOP resynchronizes:
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