Ah'm not a groopie, Ah'm a gropie.

Not content with Ohio coin money, Schwartzenegger is out to raise money by whatever means necessary.

Here's the ticket: a private evening rockin' the night away with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger during the kickoff of the Rolling Stones' "A Bigger Bang'' U.S. tour on Aug. 21 at Boston's Fenway Park.

Here's the bottom line: $10,000 a pop to get in on a private preconcert reception and front-and-center seats to watch the show -- or $100,000 to sit with the governor in his luxury box.

I sure hope they enjoy the catchy tune, My Sweet NeoCon.

And now "sanitized" for your protection.