Did someone fart in Church?

No, it was just James Dobson, Zell Miller and Tom DeLay pulling each others fingers. Why aren't these people where they belong, like writing an Iraqi Constitution?


from the Washington Post

Tom DeLay prepares to shoot lightning bolts out of his fingers.

Rejected Supreme Court nominee Robert H. Bork warned that the high court has defined homosexuality as "a constitutional right . . . and once homosexuality is defined as a constitutional right, there is nothing the states can do about it, nothing the people can do about it."

I'd like to ask Bork whether he liked showering with his boys to prevent "the gay"? Did he also have the mustacheless beard...down there?