Get ready for a Race of SUPER BARNEYS!!

South Korea has cloned an Afghan Hound.

Afghanistan to retaliate by eating a Korean.

I'm sorry that was in really poor taste, a progressive blog shouldn't do such a thing.

Anyhoo, the ramifications of this are enormous. Soon our brave soldiers in Iraq will be replaced by a mighty Scottie Army that will pursuit islamic facists and their pets to the ends of the earth.

See Barney #17573 nip at Osama's ankles and make a mess of his gerbil's habitrail; see Barney #23798 sniff out and wet on the boots of Zarqawi and eat his feline catnip.

Finally, the axis of evil is kibble!