Vacation

As one who has taken a grand total of 10 vacation days in five years let me congratulate the so-called President of the United States for taking five weeks, while tens of thousands of soldiers are on their second or third tours of "Clusterfuckopia".

So unless Jeebus pays a visit, let's guess the highlights of the trip:

Bush will fall off his bike on?

(a) Monday
(b) Saturday
(c) Any other day ending in "y"

He will skin his?

(a) Face
(b) Hands
(c) Knees
(d) Li'l Freedom

Karen Hughes will?

(a) Bone fish
(b) Break the necks of chickens
(c) be Buffing
(d) Perfect her farmer tan
(e) Rip up Korans with her bare hands

Condi will?

(a) Laquer hair?
(b) Scratch the left one first
(c) Scratch the right one first
(d) Go for the "full gusto"

I have to say that one thing that you really have to credit the Bush Administration is the hubris it takes to take a vacation that last all through August and ends just in time for 9/11 memorials. These memorials were aided no doubt by the fact that Bush was too busy vacationing to do much about a memo stating "Bin Laden Determined to Attack U.S.". That anniverary is ironically August 6th -- the day Bush dropped the atomic bomb of negligence.