The Cheney Bunch

(To the Brady Bunch theme)



Starring Dick Cheney

Here's the story of Richard Cheney,

Richard Perle

Who was friendly with some scary dude named Perle.

He was the struggling head of a crooked company,

Condi Rice

But man he loved the oil.





Scooter Libby

Here's the story, of a man named Libby,
Who was busy with some lies of his own.

Karl Rove

He was sad without a good war,

Karen Hughes

And the polls were really down.

Till the day a crazy dude attacked 'murica,

Maureen McCormick

And Dick knew that it was much more than a hunch.



That his group would help invade this country.


Mary Matalin with special guest beard Andrew Sullivan!

And that's why we'll all indict the Cheney Bunch.

And Judy Miller as, "the Beaver"

Indict the Cheney Bunch, The Cheney Bunch.


That's why we'll indict the Cheney Bunch!*



*Except Marcia of course.