Wednesday, October 05, 2005

From the State of Indiana: Division of Reproductive Services, December 15, 4 B.C.

December XV, (- IV)

Ms. V. Mary
VI VI V Yah Way
Nazareth, Galilee IX VI IV III VIII


Dear Madam;

We appreciate your letter to us of December X, IV B.C.

Unfortunately, Indiana Law makes it a criminal offense for you to visit our state given your medical condition. Indiana Code XXXI-XX states specifically that it is a crime for an unmarried women to become pregnant "by means other than sexual intercourse." As your current physical condition is caused by such improper means we must deny your request to deliver your demon seed in the State of Indiana.

Thank you for your inquiry. Someday, perhaps, there will be someone that comes along that can absolve you of your craven sin and wickedness.

Sincerely,


The Division of Reproductive Services
State of Indiana


Oh, how things could have been different!

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