Two slurps, One Scoop and I report on your Missile

Atta J. Turk looks back fondly on his fantasy of so long ago, the mature, sexually liberated New York Times Reporter willing to help him make his passage to manhood:

Elsewhere, Mnookin pulls no punches in stating that over the years Miller "had built a reputation for sleeping with her sources," had dated one of Sulzberger's best friends, Steve Ratner, "and had even, for a time, shared a vacation home with Sulzberger," whatever that means.

The fact that my fantasy involved Tom Friedman, and I had to close my eyes when I was making out with Craig Stadler, doesn't make it any less hot!

But admittedly just as disturbing.