Friday, June 09, 2006

Coming in the Summer of 2018




"Hi, I'm George Bush, you may remember me as the hard workin', deciderin', mission accomplishin', mandated - twice, President of the United States."


George Bush stars in the the most delicious "documentary" of the Summer...







The most disturbing and shocking power point presentation you'll ever see.


"heh, heh is this thing on?"

"psssst, you have to flip the switch on the back Mr. President"

"heh, heh, thanks Josh...when Karl gets out he'll have this ready ahead of time"

"Okay, here we go"


"Oopsy, heh heh heh"

"Next slide! Stat!"


"There that's better. Earth, the greatest source of wealth ever created. The only place in the universe we know of with taxes."


"Some people say that we've abused the earth. That because the temperature has gone up about 10 degrees and America's heartland is now a desert, it's somehow a bad thing."


"Well, I disagree. I call it an opportunity."


"Some say that the successful people should not be hoarding all the oxygen. I say, they're my base."


"The truth is that we can no longer just stand idly by and watch our world crumble as we all try to eat our remaining grain and drink what is left of our fresh water."


"No we must go down a new path."


"We must kill and eat the poor."

An "Inconvenient Inconvenience", take your family to see it at a theatre near you. Admission is free if you bring a very, very large roasting pot. It'll be fun, we promise.

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