Evolution of the Zarqawi story

How our the government/media coalition has and will see it evolve:

Thursday morning - Killed by bomb

Thursday evening - he was alive when first found after bomb

Friday morning - he was trying to roll off the gurney they put him on

Friday afternoon - he was trying to escape

Saturday morning - the house we bombed contained skimpy women's lingerie

THE FUTURE

Sunday morning - the house contained a shitload of porn magazines

Sunday evening - his penis was really tiny

Monday morning - sorry, it wasn't a small penis it was a large clitoris

Monday evening - he, oops, she was planning to attend Yearly Kos.