In Lieu of Las Vegas

Attaturk and I will be dipping our toes in a crappy kiddie pool drinking mai tais all weekend long.

Not much for celebrity sightings here is Des Moines because everyone who is anyone is appaently at yearlykos. Oh well, we are accustomed to our anonymity.

So until we decide this anonymous blogger thing is for the birds, we will have to be satisfied being celebrities to our mothers.