Weather Report from Hell

It is snowing. Hard.

That can be the only explanation for this.

David Lee Roth now does Blue Grass music. Well, in a way that is. Mr. Spandex was on Leno doing "Jump" with this strange interpretation of Americana and I am still not sure what I think about it. I thought it showcased his vocals as being very weak but the music itself was kind of interesting. Does this mean that I should get my winter gear ready?

What is most strange to me is that he sings as if the original music was playing. As if what Diamond Dave hears in his head comes from stacks and stacks of marshalls.

"Best Week Ever" on VH1 does a segment on his Leno appearance that is a wee bit less than kind.

To all of this I can only reply that: "This here banjo goes to 11."