You're telling me

We have to stop gay marriage and flag burning, but THIS is allowed to happen?

Jerry Lewis, who played "The Nutty Professor" in 1963, has a wacky new scheme: staging the film as a Broadway musical. The first show is planned for January at the Old Globe Theatre in San Diego, where the 80-year-old comedian has a houseboat, he said.

Lewis will direct the show...

I'd rather have Shatner direct "Pilgrim's Progress - The Musical".