Atta J. Turk's "Pathetic Geek Challenge"

Hegemonians, are you a bigger computer geek than yours truly? I give you this pathetic peek into my life.

One person, three computers at home. In the office, a new HP Multimedia machine with a Intel Core Duo processor and 960 GB worth of hard drives, internal and external. And no, I don't do videoprocessing nor store all my porn there.

Bedroom, the old Dell Pentium 4, 280 GB worth of hard drive space.

Library/Living Room HPd2000 laptop AMD Turion ML-34 with a docking station...another 280 GB worth of hard drive space.

Can you out pathetic me?

And spare me your Mac worship for those of you who treat us PC people like some sort of believers of a lesser faith (though Macs of course are welcome on a list).