My poor poor nipples

Just when I thought they'd never have to worry so about chafing again, along comes this:

White House anxiety is mounting over the prospect that top officials—including deputy chief of staff Karl Rove and counselor Dan Bartlett-may be forced to provide potentially awkward testimony in the perjury and obstruction trial of Lewis (Scooter) Libby...

Plus Ari Fleisher testifies early next week. I better stock up on the Lubriderm.