Suggested new FOX & FREUNDE theme song

Picture yourself
watchin’ the hotel TV
With only 12 channels
Ten are FOX News, oh my



SportsCenter has hockey
So you change channels slowly
A dude so white did he die?

Fine thinning hair and
A face scrubbed beyond clean
Blustering that libruls are
Not supporting the troops

Look at the girl with the lust in her eyes
And she's gone...



Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Aaahh...



Follow him down to
The gutter a wankin’
Where fucking crazed bloggers
Spew Right-wing fed lies



Everyone smiles as
You drift past the real world
Jeebus, these
Assmunches are high



Crackpots of Murdoch
Are on C-SPAN to abhor
Just spanking
And wanking away

Taking it asswise
With your head hitting the wall
And you're gone...

Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Aaahh...



Picture yourself watching

JPod wax his back
You clutch at the toilet,

And barf up black hair pies
Suddenly someone is
There spewing nonsense
It’s Malkin’s cooter agape
And feigning surprise



Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Aaahh...



Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Aaahh...



Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Doocy on TV with assholes
Aaahh...

Thanks to my frequent criminal confederate Watertiger for assisting in portions of this effort.



Doocy & Kilmeade pics from here.