Tuesday, January 30, 2007

You must sacrifice for field position

Richard Lugar (R-Sane but Ineffective) doesn't want to vote for a watered-down resolution calling Bush a dumbass, no jerkoff, no poopyhead, no mistakerer, no ill-advised, no victim of circumstance.'

Funny considering he describes Bush's surge as follows:

Some commentators have compared the Bush plan to a "Hail Mary" pass in football -- a desperate heave deep down the field by a losing team at the end of the game. Actually, a far better analogy for the Bush plan is a draw play on third down with 20 yards to go in the first quarter. The play does have a chance of working if everything goes perfectly, but it is more likely to gain a few yards and set up a punt on the next down, after which the game can be continued under more favorable circumstances.

Alright, soldier I want you to get out there and set up that punt!

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