"This is gonna look sooooooooo good in the Persian Gulf"

(AP Photo/Jason Reed, Pool)

Dick Cheney waits for the Ford Kids to leave so he can find a glory porthole and baptize the flight deck with his catapult. Seriously, he's taking that model home and sleeping with it. It is far more soft, tender, responsive to the touch and less pointy than Lynne. Further, whenever Dick gets ready to fire off pretty much an "airball" to the face it won't threaten him with a small-microwave to the chest (no, I diiiint!).

Seriously, look at that crazy fucker dreaming about how much money and death he can make with the "USS Jerry".

And, of course, let us not forget just how FUCKING MUCH we need to drop another several billion on building YET ANOTHER aircraft carrier!