Yuppies of Earth

Those of you with children, even adopted third-world children of celebrities, this is a very, very, bad idea for purchase.

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Very Bad.

If you buy this toilet, you will NOT be pleased with what bonus "fish" your children will place in this tank.

Consider yourself warned.

Condi, you on the other hand are free to purchase several of them. Although you'll never need to purchase this, unless your boss is coming over to your place [may affect security deposit].