A Surge to "Seasonal Favorites"

(To the "Twelve Days of Christmas")

In the 5th year in Iraq,

my true love sent to me
12 Soldiers a civilian,
Eleven bombs exploding,
Ten shiias headless,
Nine guys ullulating,

Eight pundits wanking,
Seven Sunnis drowning,
Six grenades a launching,

Five discount rugs!

Four fuckin' Kagans,
Three blackhawks ,
Two apache gunships,

And a heavy does of irreality!