A Very Pam Eastuh

Earlier this week, Sadly, No! hosted a A Very Pam Passover. But now it's almost time for A Very Pam Eastuh.

Tomorrow, as all the little kids exit church in their Easter finery, jonesing for their fix of chocolate bunnies and jelly beans, they'll glimpse the crazy neighbor lady across the way coming in from her big night on the town.

And when they see all that pink they're gonna dive like savages for the biggest Eastuh egg the Five Towns has ever seen.