Let's just drop our pants and get this over with...

You may recall the "Dysfunctional Bomb Family" post from yesterday (aka "If Bill Keene made conventional weapons aside from Dolly").

Today, our military responded to Russia's boast.

The U.S. has a 14-ton super bomb more destructive than the vacuum bomb just tested by Russia, a U.S. general said Wednesday.

The statement was made by retired Lt. General McInerney, chairman of the Iran Policy Committee, and former Assistant Vice Chief of Staff of the Air Force.

McInerney said the U.S. has "a new massive ordnance penetrator that's 30,000 pounds, that really penetrates ... Ahmadinejad has nothing in Iran that we can't penetrate."

He also said the new Russian bomb was not a "penetrator."

Look, I'm just a graduate of a small midwestern university and I never thought all this sexual innuendo would be in such explosive form.

So the Russian bomb has vodka dick and could never fully satisfy it's intended rubble.

Essentially the last couple days of discussion come down to this...take it away General Jeremy:

photo from here.