Upon Further Review

Limpballs is a more pathetic coward than previously believed...hard as that is to conceive. But like the Bush Administration, there's always yet another unseen level -- and let's face it, Rush is nothing if not multi-layered.

Limbaugh parroted the line on the air yesterday, telling his critics, "I never said what you think I said." As part of his explanation about being literal, and not metaphorical, Limbaugh cited Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) as one of the veterans who deserves the "phony" label. That would be the same Murtha who earned the Bronze Star with Valor device, two Purple Hearts, the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry, and the Navy Distinguished Service Medal.

That would be the Vietnam War...the war Limbaugh escaped, literally through a case of Ass-Acne.

If, God forbid, Rush Limbaugh was a turn of the 20th Century Frenchman, he would have ended the 19th Century demanding Dreyfus rot on Devil's Island as a "filthy Jewish traitor", found a way to chicken out of WWI by wearing a dress, lasted long enough to cheer the Nazi's marching into Paris, and ended his life demanding the exoneration of Klaus Barbie.

But lucky us, we have him in our time now.