Saturday, September 29, 2007

Did you know...

It you add 1 + 1 and 9 it comes to 11? Rudy Giuliani just discovered this.

Other things Rudy has discovered discovered because of 9/11:

1. Brush teeth after meals
2. "Bald" is beautiful
3. Sympathy Discounts
4. Taco Tuesdays
5. Tossed Salads
6. Senior Discounts
7. Honorariums
8. Bernie's strong arms
9. He dislikes children
10. The Sacrifice of missing the occasional Yankees game.
11. Puppies


He certainly hasn't learned as much as the media seems to think he has. Which explains a hell of a lot.

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