And now Comedy you can see coming from several miles away

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Bush: "Hey Bolton, what's this guys name?"

Bolton: Hu.

Bush: This guy.

Bolton: He's Hu.

Bush: I dunno, you tell me.

Bolton: Hu.


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Bush: This guy, the uh...Chinese Commie guy.

Bolton: Hu.

Bush: Knock it off. What's his name?

Bolton: Hu.

Bush: Goddammit, I'm the President.

Bolton: Hu is the President of China.

Bush: I dunno, that's what I'm askin'. Who is the President of China?

Bolton: Yes.

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Bush: Fuck it, let's get the fuck out of here and bomb Iran you hand-lovin' freak. Later Chinky.


Aw, goddammit, I knew I couldn't have been the first.


AND NOW, from the viewpoint of the President of China:


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Bush: "Blah Bolton, blah blah blah blah?"

Bolton: Hu.

"What?"
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Bush: blah blah.

Bolton: blah Hu.

"What?"
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Bush: Blah blah, blah blah blah.

Bolton: Hu.

"What?"
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Bush: Blah blah, blah blah uh...Chinese Blah blah.

Bolton: Hu.


"What?"

Bush: Blah Blah Blah. Blah Blah Blah?

Bolton: Hu.

"What!?"

Bush: Blah Blah Blah Blah!

Bolton: Hu blah blah blah blah.

"Assholes!"
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Bush: Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah?

Bolton: Blah.

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Bush: Blah blah blah blah Iran blah blah freak. Blah Chinky.