Talk like a Pirate Day

So how about a Pirate Shanty for our times?

(to "Drunken Sailor")

What shall we do with a drunk decider?

What shall we do with a drunk decider?

What shall we do with a drunk decider?

Late in his tenure??

I-ran, bombs a droppin'
I-ran, bombs a droppin'
I-ran, bombs a droppin'

"Oh I hope with little warnin'"

Put him in Crawford until he's sober

Pull out the bong and smoke and wonder

Put him in GITMO and with the Koran dump on him

Heave to him his latest and lowest pollin'

Tie him to the taffrail what the hell is that I wonder?

Forget Bush, suddenly I want to visit NFL Films.