Friday, April 04, 2008

I'm fully tired of always anticipating this shit

Yesterday the story was:

Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said Thursday he planned to launch more security crackdowns like the one in Basra against "criminal gangs" in Baghdad.

Addressing a news conference, he singled out Sadr City and Shula — two Mahdi Army militia strongholds in Baghdad — as likely targets in the future crackdowns, saying they were under the sway of "criminal gangs.



Today the story is:

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki has ordered a nationwide freeze on raids against suspected Shiite militiamen.

The announcement comes one day after Shiite leader Muqtada al-Sadr hinted at retaliation if the arrests of his followers did not stop. Al-Sadr's Mahdi Army militia fought government troops in Basra and Baghdad last week.


I'm not here to say lame comedy like this is hard, but I'd like the government to know I can produce lame comedy that is far less violent and deadly.

And I'd happily do so for you at a substantial reduction from $12 billion a month.

Just click the Paypal link.

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