Ugh!

Look, I don't expect Ross Douthat to do quality movie reviews (or opinion pieces for that matter).

For one, if a movie stars Reese Witherspoon, I'm not sure Ross can type one-handed.

Second, I'm not sure Ross could watch "G-Force" and type one-handed.

But what the hell, Ross reviews a Judd Apatow movie? Look, just because Adam Sandler didn't get an Oscar nomination for "Don't Mess with the Zohan" like you were hoping for Skippy, doesn't mean you are a culture critic and can waste 500 words talking about him.