Rising Hegemon
Hugh Hefner, the twice-married founder of Playboy, is taking the plunge again.
Hefner, 84, said on Saturday in a posting on Twitter that he and his girlfriend Crystal Harris, 24, got engaged on Friday.
"When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory," Hefner tweeted.
Within memory...yeah, I bet.
7 comments:
The official "Baby Jesus Cries Rule" places the cut at (84 / 2) + 7 = 49. She's less than half that. Hef's giving Baby Jesus colic and gas at the same time.
Unless he just needs someone to crunch up the Viagra and stir it into his applesauce.
Silicone-enhanced boney spumoni. Sad. Give that poor girl a sandwich.
Simple explanation. Money. $$$
Otherwise it's just about impossible to imagine anyone getting married to the piece of human excrement that is Hugh Hefner.
Merry Christmas, Olives. The Hef is living the Libertarian/Republican dream, monetizing and profiting from the market he was instrumental in creating, and ignoring the externalized costs of his efforts. I would think you'd worhip the ground he walks on.
monogamy? i guess he is winding down.
Money he may have
Memory is only a slipping
Perception at his age.
How's business? someone asked.
The last I had was great.
vox
Now, now, OnAn, jealousy is so unbecoming.
You could have been the millionaire marrying a 24-year old with the big boobs...
...if only you'd devoted yourself to taking photos of big boobs rather than coming here to make a big boob of yourself.
On the contrary, PTPSTC.
I feel no jealousy whatsoever for a bottom feeder like Hugh Hefner. Nor do I feel sorry for people of his ilk.
While I'm certainly not prudish, I still happen to think that Hefner and the entire pOrn industry is morally disgusting. The industry victimizes and degrades women in particular and humans in general. For instance, were you aware that the nazis used hardcore pOrnography as a method to de-sensitize the guards in their prison camps? POrn was used to devalue human beings so that the nazi guards could become more efficient at killing people.
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