Monday, December 27, 2010

That's Entertainment...or something

Two vital news stories broke and I will discuss them in order of importance (least to most):

Republicans plan to lift the ban on the use of electronic gadgets like the iPad, iPhone and BlackBerry on the House floor.


John Boehner gets to make tee times from the Speakers' chair...and now porn is not just for office chambers.

And the first member of Congress caught on C-Span looking at foot fetish porn is? I'm guessing it will be Jet's fan Peter King.

But that's not the big news. This is!

Earlier this month an army doctor, Lieutenant Colonel Terrence Lakin, was sentenced to six months in prison and thrown out of the military after he failed to turn up for a tour of duty in Afghanistan, arguing that because of Obama's foreign birth his orders as commander-in-chief were illegal.

[Orly] Taitz said that she was now trying to turn the Lakin story into a musical, and is appealing for Andrew Lloyd Webber to contact her.


That's right... ORLYHOMA!

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]

3 comments:

Montag said...

Since it's about Hawaii, how about "Taitz Pacific," or "Blue Orly?"

Or, since she's trying to get Andrew Lloyd Webber in on this, how about something simple and catchy and redolent of his previous work, such as "Bats?"

snabby said...

Since it's about birtherism and miltary prison, how about "Brigaloon?"

Meanwhile, LEAVE...ORLY...ALONE!!!!!!11!!!

pansypoo said...

to their faces, why yes, you are brain damaged.