Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Sorry about your mental disorder, enjoy Beck

Figures:

Scientists in dreary old Englandtowne have learned that people who cleave to a more conservative ideology have a larger amygdala, the part of the brain that controls "anxiety and emotion," and a smaller anterior cingulate, which controls bravery and optimism.


A finding that explains both FoxNews and Chickenhawks in a single paragraph.

Oh, and let us look at (according to Wikipedia) today's Exhibit A:

His favorite football team is the Philadelphia Eagles and his favorite player is Michael Vick. Despite being a Vick fan, Carlson did remark on the December 28, 2010, edition of the Fox News program Hannity that Michael Vick "should have been executed..."


He loved Michael Vick until Obama got involved, leaving this situation.

Tucker loves Michael Vick the way Mark David Chapman loved John Lennon.

6 comments:

Raoul Paste said...

Carlson just wants some publicity, since he's now completely irrelevant.

MD said...

Just awondering what punishment Tuck would wish on Frog torturers ?

StonyPillow said...

Well, that's completely different. Tucker can eat a bag of lightly salted Vicks.

Anonymous said...

Tucker needs more publicity like he might need Vick's vapor rub.
Tucker worked his proper connections well enough to get his seat as a lapdog of the right.
Execute his tiresome blather.
vox

pansypoo said...

i understand that obama is playing more chess. guess there is a bill to rehabilitate ex-cons.

Dallas Painters HQ said...

Obama is right but the usual demagogues (hear me Fox News?) will hyperbolically beat this horse to death, even inject race (as seen by a few misguided posters above already) to gin up their base.