Rising Hegemon
I suppose he'll claim Judicial Immunity:
The accident happened just before 9 a.m. on what was to be a big day for the jurist: The nation’s highest court was hearing arguments in the massive Wal-Mart gender discrimination case. According to U.S. Park Police, Scalia was driving south on the parkway approaching Roosevelt Bridge when he rear-ended a car that had stopped for traffic, triggering a chain reaction.
Well, as Scalia has stated repeatedly and enthusiastically, there is no protection in the Constitution for rear-ending someone. So I say throw the book at the perp.
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My first reaction reading this is that he did it on purpose, just so he wouldn't have to listen to the lawyers for what he would describe as a bunch of whiny feminazis bitching about not being treated like men.
Then I came to my senses and realized that he figured everybody should just get the fuck out of his way because he had important things to do. An asshole on the court is an asshole off the court, too.
Scalia is 75.
Scalia is 75?
SCALIA IS 75!
My day is brighter already. Swipe the car keys from the old coot and stow him in the home. Roll on, Father Time!
Then he told the owners of the wrecked cars to "get over it" and drove off, inviting everyone to go fuck themselves and daring them to do anything about it.
it certainly doesn't matter if he was innocent. hopefully he will continue to tailgate and die soon in a car wreck.
When tailgating leads to a rear-ender.......must..resist..low-class snark.
Perhaps il Vaffanculo was distracted by discovery of a pubic hair on a Coke can.
Yea, that's a defense.
I would like to think that the Distric Attorney would lose or hide certain evidence from Scalia's defense team (surely he would not defend himself..... but we all know that saying...and well, one never knows) and Scalia gets a 14 year, no parole, sentence. ... Then and only then will I believe there is a doG.
the guy he hit is now in Gitmo.
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