Rising Hegemon
Even though the state is supposedly broke, top officials in Gov. Scott Walker's team were able to scrape together enough money to give a state job to the woman identified as Sen. Randy Hopper's girlfriend.
Anything for a political ally.
Valerie Cass, a former Republican legislative staffer, was hired Feb. 7 as a communications specialist with the state Department of Regulation and Licensing. She is being paid $20.35 per hour. The job is considered a temporary post.
So the amended formula is:
Koch Brothers> Randy Hopper> Randy Hopper's Girlfriend> Libyans>Afghans=Iraqis>Americans > Mrs. Randy Hopper ...but at least > Bahrainians
By the way, "Randy Hopper" is the best name for a cheating husband ever.
5 comments:
And "Persuasion Partners" is the best name for a flirtatious lobbyist firm ever.
I posted the definition of "randy" on another website....people thought I was making it up.
then there's "Persuasion Partners"...if I had submitted those names to a publisher in a political novel it would have been rejected for being "off the wall"...
you
can't
make
this
stuff
up
hizzhoner.
kharma is a bitch when she is scorned.
You can't say Rethuglicans don't have a jobs program. . .
Well unless 'Hopper' is his mother's maiden name when we could replace it with 'Randy Hopper Humper'. (And boy I think you could play this game forever. And heck, why not.)
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