Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Nah, Too liberal

Believes in too many infrastructure expenditures on Concentration Camps and Autobahns -- though they'll probably like his lebensraum policy.

Add to the growing list of candidates considering a bid for the GOP presidential nomination in 2012 America’s most famous white-power advocate: David Duke.

8 comments:

Marcellina said...

Uh, can he, even? He pleaded guilty to tax evasion about 10 years ago. Convicted felon.

NonyNony said...

The Constitution only has 3 requirements for a President:

1. No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;

2. neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years

3. and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

Those are the minimum requirements to hold office - "natural born citizen" (whatever the fuck that means - the Founding Fathers never bothered to define it) or immortal vampire zombie who came over from England in time to become a citizen (so Cheney would be covered), have to be at least 35 years old and have to have lived in the country for the last 14 years (why 14? Why not 14?)

That's it - being a convicted felon might hurt your chances for getting elected, but it doesn't prevent you from running for office.

Privatize the Profits! Socilaize the Costs! said...

A racist who has done time for tax evasion?

That'll be popular with the base!

pansypoo said...

the teabags success give them hope.

Raoul Paste said...

So he'll form a PAC, fleece the rubes, and then drop out.

Does this guy have a real job?

Oh Yeah StonyPillow said...

Oh Yeah.

Anonymous said...

Well, he does have a fundamentalist understanding of states rights, god approved slavery, the sorts of things that heighten levels of hatred and lead to violence, like civil disorder, civil wars, that sort of thing
vox

Anonymous said...

The Teatards will denounce him as "too leftist on civil rights".