Saturday, January 21, 2012

But of course

Taking IOKIYAR to new depths of bullshit, FoxNews psychologist of choice, believes that three marriages...including six years of clandestine lap naps with his then mistress...will make Newt Gingrich a better President.

Family values...situational only.

Conservatives always accuse the left of practicing moral relativism...apparently because they have perfected it.

7 comments:

Raoul Paste said...

Its very odd- a day ago the Fox team was ripping Gingrich mercilessly.

Roger Ailes must have seen a recent poll. Now Newt is the greatest guy evah!

StonyPillow said...

Again, and again, the whole point of this exercise is to sell the idea that Mitt isn't one of the crazies. Not buying it.

In your guts. Every last fcking one of them, including Romney. They might as well quit. It's not working. It will never work for anyone but the 27%.

jimmiraybob said...

This from their website:

Cirque du Soleil is a dramatic mix of circus arts and street entertainment.

This is how I view the amazing and mystifying gymnastical thinking processes of today's true movement conservative*.

*The Teabangelical, neo-Birchian, Ayn Randian, conservative Neo-Christian values voter, el Rushboian, Becktardian, Jonah Goldbergian, 26% confluence (GOP Base).

jimmiraybob said...

I should clarify. In the Cirque du Soleil mind of today's true movement conservative, the performers/pseudo ideas* are driving clown cars in dizzying cricles and running headlong into each other rather than performing feats of accuracy and precision.

And 26% should be 27% to reflect my agreement with the John Colian Constant.

*Intestinal irritations - gut logic

Grung_e_Gene said...

Hussah! One Gingrich Term per Wife!

pansypoo said...

did the mittens vs obama poll look better for obama?

Montag said...

For decades, the GOP has religiously accused everyone to the left of them of what they themselves practice with considerable regularity.

It's not just hypocrisy of the highest order, it's a strategy.