Introducing the D.U.

Those of you who make more than what Mitt Romney calls "Not very much" ($374,000) annually, feel free to give me money on the right.

The rest of you (all?), feel free to discuss our new mode of measuring your gross income compared to Romney's petty cash.

The "Douche Unit".

Although many D.U.'s are expended each day overseas maintaining the "Friedman Unit" (the F.U.) maintaining our ever renewing "Six Months" to fix things military occupation policy.