Rising Hegemon
In a daring nighttime raid Tuesday, U.S. Navy SEALs rescued two hostages, including one American, who were being held by kidnappers in Somalia, U.S. officials tell NBC News. American Jessica Buchanan, 32, and a 60-year-old Dane, Poul Thisted, were working for a Danish relief organization in northern Somalia when they were kidnapped last October. U.S. officials described their kidnappers as heavily armed common criminals with no known ties to any organized militant group.But as John "Santa Claus" Cole jollily points out this doesn't fit into the "Obama is a Pussy" theme. the GOP wants to portray (like the killing of that Osama fella stuff).
And again, if nothing else Obama has proved he can kill people illegally more cheaply, you'd think the Republicans could at least not begrudge him that (posterity however...).
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If Bush was president, he would have done the SOTU speech in his "Mission Accomplished" flight suit, with Katy Perry fireworks coming from his weewee.
"like the killing of that Obama fella stuff"
Uh, did you mean "Osama?"
Yes, for a second I apparently transmitted the thoughts of a Kansas legislator.
if nothing else Obama has proved he can kill people illegally more cheaply
But it's *the government* doinf the job -- Romney believes this should be outsourced to Bain Capital.
...But as John "Santa Claus" Cole jollily points out this doesn't fit into the "Obama is a Pussy" theme.
That's because Cole is looking through a lens of critical sanity. Through the proper Teawingnut lens it would be something like....Obama's a pussy. If Newt "Kick Ass and Christian Crusader" Gingrich were president, he'd have Chuck Norris leading Vatican forces on rescue missions all over the world......and each one would be filmed for the subsequent blockbuster action movie. At least one per month for a modest donation to the Saving America Fund. The enemy body count and destruction alone would be massive - yeah! - and the survivors would all be converted to Jesus and world peace.
This is because of George W. Bush!
butbutbut where's the shock + awe of the military industrial complex?????
the gnews loves shock + awe.
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