Dream big

Just a bit of white-out...unironically:

Republican Dave Spence, the plastics guru running for governor, says he "earned a degree in Economics" from the University of Missouri. That may be true — but it is not entirely accurate. According to the university, Spence's degree is not in economics. It is in home economics.

But Spence has a tried and true explanation that makes him the ideal Republican candidate:

"I was a 60-watt bulb in a 100-watt society."

Which I guess beats Rick Perry who was one of three things, a dim bulb, a tulip bulb or a, uh, the other thing.

So by all means, elect this guy Governor.