Monday, January 09, 2012

Better call up the "Pre-Cog" Unit on this one

Because here's a criminal charge no one could have ever predicted:
Thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest Thursday.
Who would have thought a guy who changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop would be a suspected pot user?

4 comments:

sukabi said...

are you sure he's not one of Palin's super-secret, pre-marriage college forays into sexual experimentation? With a name like that, he might be...

Anonymous said...

Why are you implying that his name is strange?

- Dweezel Zappa

pansypoo said...

when are they gonna criminalize stoopid?

Anonymous said...

Now we know. LSD is a gateway drug to Pot.