Sunday, August 18, 2013

Are you experienced

Via Roy Edroso we see the supreme intellectual fitness of the modern conservative movement:

Here’s Ben Shapiro with his own formula for conservative victory:
Ask anybody who’s ever broken up with a girlfriend, no matter what you say to your girlfriend after you break up with her, she’s going to think you’re a jerk. Right? And the same thing is true with the American people.

The American people have broken up with conservativism. You’re not going to convince them that conservativism is the way to go by being really nice. The way that you’re going to convince them that conservatism is the way to go is because this is a two-party system, and we can paint the other side as mean and nasty as they are. And they are. They’re mean and nasty and they’re horrible people. I mean, they truly are.

Yep, the "Virgin" Ben knows as much about how to treat a voter as he does how to treat a woman.

Via Balloon Juice.


StonyPillow said...

Or have you ever been experienced?

Time for Virgin Ben to start looking for a real job. He's walking around in a permanent state of butthurt.

Anonymous said...

This is the goal----get weak-minded rubes to hate Democrats so they will knee-jerk support the policies of the Predator class.

What a tool.

Hey Ben, if you could just get your mind together, then come on across to me.....

Anonymous said...

... we can paint the other side as mean and nasty as they are.

I think he really means "as mean and nasty as WE are".

Unfortunately for them, normal human beings just aren't as mean and nasty as wing nuts.

but, hey, let the demonization campaign begin, I'm sure that black, Latino, and young voters are going to love it just as much as they love Faux News.

pansypoo said...

man. atrophy. they need some oxygen in their bubble.

Montag said...

Hmm. Dead Breitbart's Mini-Me is just doing what he does--giving bad advice and pretending he's being noble, when he's actually just mentally jerking off.

So-called conservatives have more than their share of pipsqueaks, but the word was made for Little Ben.

Anonymous said...

I love Virgin Ben's metaphor. It concludes like this: "Yeah, you broke up with me and I haven't made myself more appealing at all, but your new boyfriend's a big cootyhead DICK! Here, come on, kiss me. What, you won't kiss me? Well, that's because you're a stupid BITCH! Stop being so stupid!...Hey, where you going?"