Tuesday, September 29, 2009

If you wanted to know

How long it would take to scan Nixon's memoirs, delete "Watergate" and "Vietnam" and replace "Lemon Ranch" with "Salmon Fishing" well now you know. Sarah Palin's paid ghostwriter has finisher her memoirs. Going Rogue: An American Life is due out November 17th -- just in time to save Bill O'Reilly's Christmas. It is all of 400 whole pages long, undoubtedly double-spaced and in 18-point dot pitch it will also include pictures, fan-fiction, sudoku puzzles, and scratch-n-sniff plates.

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