Did anyone watch "Nature" tonight? Apparently, GIANT BURMESE PYTHONS are taking over the entire state of Florida. They eat large mammals, are prey to no animal, and breed faster than hunters can kill them. They are SLITHERING, albeit slowly, all over Florida.
Would it be wrong to hope that one of them swallows Joe Scarborough?
Update: wow. My sibling sent me this picture to illustrate the capabilities of these GIANT BURMESE PYTHONS. I think one could easily accommodate Rush, too, pansypoo.