Gosh, how damning

Desperate for anything that will preserve the man who, like their owner, is a gibberish spewing child of the "higher father", the Washington Times throws out the big-scandal, destined to make Matt Drudge cream his pants faster than Bill O'Reilly when surrounded by Jenna Jameson and a vibrator.

WOW, what a scoop.

At the second presidential debate earlier this month, Mr. Kerry said he was more attuned to international concerns on Iraq than President Bush, citing his meeting with the entire Security Council.

"This president hasn't listened. I went to meet with the members of the Security Council in the week before we voted. I went to New York. I talked to all of them, to find out how serious they were about really holding Saddam Hussein accountable," Mr. Kerry said of the Iraqi dictator.

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the former ambassadors who said on the record they had never met Mr. Kerry included the representatives of Mexico, Colombia and Bulgaria. The ambassador of a fourth country gave a similar account on the condition that his country not be identified.

You forgot Bulgaria!
Yes, that's quite a damn shocking story. Are any of them lesbians? Reverend Moon would like to know so he can skin 'em.