Celebrities!

Kerry couldn't be doing better with the celebrity endorsements. You cannot do better than the Boss openly, and Enimem impliedly.

Which couldn't be better, because frankly you'd rather have the misogynist attack the other guy than support you. Bush has the open endorsement of a misogynist already doesn't he Ah-nold?

But let's look at the Bush line up.

...the Gropinator.
...Ron Silver (ooh lah lah)
...Lee Greenwood (although that could be related to "royalties")

And the intellectuals

...Jessica Simpson
...Britney Spears

Seems about right.

To be fair Kerry is supported by Ashton Kutcher, but still fittingly Bush wins the endorsement of 2/3rds of morons.