Faith-Based Alliances

Lost in the hubbub of the newly announced merger of Terrorism, Inc. by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's militant group declaring allegiance to al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden were the words of the pledge:

I pledge allegiance, to Osama
and the Al Qaeda Organization,
a shadowy group, missing a "U",
Crazed Nutjobs, under God,
With Dirty Bombs and Virgins Forever.

President Bush congratulated the group on not listening to a bunch of "liberal activist judges" and including "God" in the pledge.