A little bit of rhyme for the election

John Kerry is a liberal man
(with apologies to Dr. Suess)
Bush is speaking in Italics

I am Bush
I am Bush
Bush I am

That Bush-I-am!
That Bush-I-am!
I do not like that Bush-I-am!

But do you believe
John Kerry is a liberal man?
If you do, you must vote for me.
You must not vote for a liberal man, you see.

I do not like a liberal, Bush-I-am.
I do not like a liberal man.

Would you like a liberal here or there?

I would not like a liberal here or there.
I would not like a liberal anywhere.
I do not like
a liberal man.
I do not like a liberal,
I will vote for you,
Bush-I-am.

Would you like a liberal in a house?
Would you like a liberal with a mouse?
They will pounce and pounce and pounce!

I do not like a liberal in a house.
I do not like a liberal with a mouse.
I do not like a liberal here or there.
I do not like a liberal anywhere.
I do not like a liberal man.
I do not like a liberal, I will vote for you,
Bush-I-am.

Would you like a liberal in a box?
Would you like a liberal with a fox?
They are worse than fox in socks!

John Kerry is a liberal in a box.
John Kerry is a liberal with a fox.
John Kerry is a liberal in a house.
John Kerry is a liberal with a mouse.
John Kerry is a liberal here or there.
John Kerry is a liberal anywhere.
John Kerry is a liberal.
I do not like a liberal, I will vote for you,
Bush-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
Like a liberal in a car?
Like a liberal! Like a liberal!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
like a liberal in a car.

You may hate a liberal.
You will see.
You may hate a liberal in a tree!
And then vote for me!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! Bush you let me be!

You air mean ads on TV.
You have mean ads that bother me, but...

I do not like a liberal in a box.
I do not like a liberal with a fox.
I do not like a liberal in a house.
I do not like a liberal with a mouse.
I do not like a liberal here or there.
I do not like a liberal anywhere.
I do not like a liberal.
I do not like a liberal, I will vote for you,
Bush-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
Like a liberal on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Bush! Let me be!
I will vote for thee!

I would not, could not, like a liberal in a box.
I could not, would not, like a liberal with a fox.
I will not like a liberal with a mouse.
I will not like a liberal in a house.
I will not like a liberal here or there.
I will not like a liberal anywhere.
I do not like a liberal.
I do not like a liberal, I will vote for you,
Bush-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, vote for a liberal,
in the dark?

I would not, could not,
Like a liberal in the dark.

Would you, could you, vote for a liberal
in the rain?

I would not, could not, like a liberal in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like a liberal, Bush, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like a liberal here or there.
I do not like a liberal anywhere!

Are you sure you do not like
a liberal man?

I do not
like a liberal,
Bush-I-am.

Could you, would you
with a pet goat?

I would not,
could not,
like a liberal with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, like a liberal on a boat.
I will not, will not, like a liberal with a goat.
I will not like a liberal in the rain.
I will not like a liberal on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like a liberal in a box.
I do not like a liberal with a fox.
I will not eat a liberal in a house.
I do not like a liberal with a mouse.
I do not like a liberal here or there.
I do not like a liberal anywhere.

I do not like a liberal man!
I do not like a liberal, I will vote for you,
Bush-I-am.

You do not like a liberal.
So you say.
Try to think like a liberal! Try to think like a liberal!
And you may.
Try to think like a liberal and you may, I say.

Bush!
If you will let me be,
I will try to think like a liberal.
You will see.

Say!
Liberals protect the trees.
I like the trees, you will see.

Bush!
Liberals protect my job.
That is so good, so good for me.

Bush-I-am,
where are the bombs and guns?
there were no guns and bombs,
you lied,
you lied to me.

Say!
I do like a liberal man!
I do! I like a liberal, Bush-I-am!
And I would like a liberal in a boat.
And I would like a liberal with a goat...

And I will like a liberal in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good for the country, even you will see!

So I will like a liberal in a box.
And I will like a liberal with a fox.
And I will like a liberal in a house.
And I will like a liberal with a mouse.
And I will like a liberal here and there.
Say! I will like a liberal ANYWHERE!

I do so like them Bush-I-am!
John Kerry, a liberal man,
I will vote for them!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Bush-I-am!